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That flash of inspiration deserted me… wait, scratch that, it never fucking appeared. Anyway, the Hit Parade is here and that's it. I supposed I'd best say that this will also be the last update for the near future as after four odd years of this I'm just tired. Tired of writing, tired of updating, just very, very fucking tired. That my previous ability to whip up an article when the need arises has seemingly deserted me is also really annoying, but trawling through various websites to gather tiny news items and expanding them, the unquestionable horror of listening to the Top Ten (even in 30 second snippets) is just really, really pissing me off.

So rather than continue in the same vein and getting steadily more fucked off with my own lack of talent, I'm taking a well-earned break. How long will this last? Well I was thinking until mid-July, but pencil me in for a return at the start of August if I'm not back by then… which is also when my hosting and domain names expired. If I'm not hit by a flash of inspiration by then, well, the site will just be put into the Internet Graveyard. See ya then… maybe…

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